Nana's Song

When I was born, my ma and pa
looked at me and said "oh sha"
Pa went out and had a drink
The doctor said "a girl I think"
Ma said I looked just like pa
Pa said I looked just like ma
And sister Jane said I was a quince
And I was kept a stepchild since
They always always picked on me
They never never let me be
I told them someday what I'll do
I'll eat some worms and then I'll die